why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
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Oh my god you guys. I’m literally on the floor laughing.
IM LAYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND laughing.
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